Can we please stop posting about 996s on the FP?

"JCAlan" (jcalan) 10/11/2015 at 20:40 • Filed to: None

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I want to buy one in the next few years, and I have a feeling we’re driving prices up! I swear if when I’m ready to buy one they’ve gone up to ludicrous money (as pictured), I’m gonna lose it. You know, like when I should have bought a DeLorean when they could be bought for under 15k. Anyway, everybody just SSSHHHHHHHHH! {IMS failure} #stayaway

Blondude > JCAlan 10/11/2015 at 20:42

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Yeah! Why would anyone want to buy one of those ? They’re ugly and the engines always seize. Not a good deal at all...

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > JCAlan 10/11/2015 at 20:43

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as someone who’s looking at getting a 997 C2S in the future....

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Yep, I’m SOL already

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > JCAlan 10/11/2015 at 20:47

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I HEAR THEY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WHEEL HUBS WHENEVER YOU DRIVE THEM FAST THEY CATCH FIRE AND MAKE YOU IMPOTENT

JCAlan > Blondude 10/11/2015 at 20:50

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ALWAYS. I must have passed a dozen of them along side the road on my way to work yesterday, all with their engines melted and dripping out the tail pipes.

JCAlan > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 10/11/2015 at 20:53

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And they’re girl’s cars.

jkm7680 > JCAlan 10/11/2015 at 20:53

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Same, I’ve always wanted to DD one. But there’s a shortage of nice, manual ones. The shit interior scares me away though.

Tohru > JCAlan 10/11/2015 at 20:57

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I heard they handle like garbage because they put the motor on the wrong end of the car. Oh, and the motor likes to break.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 10/11/2015 at 21:04

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Viggen > JCAlan 10/11/2015 at 21:48

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Agreed. Stop talking about 996s! Think about how terrible they are! The headlights. Watercooled engines. IMS. Lack of hips. Stop posting about them!

ESPECIALLY 996TTs YOU BASTARDS.

#pleasedepreciatemore #Iwantone

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/12/2015 at 01:01

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you kidding me?? try finding me a red 997.2 C2S for under $45k. It's impossible!

CaptDale - is secretly British > JCAlan 10/12/2015 at 11:35

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Right!?! Stop telling people they are still affordable. Now I can only get one with a bad engine or blown turbos.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > JCAlan 10/12/2015 at 13:37

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And they look bad.

Too dated. Very bad.

And they make you a Black Sox fan, which is also bad.

(Spotted yesterday at my church)